Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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It depends on the brand of vacuum.
Mycoxaflopin.
Poision IV causes an itchy rash.
He complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!” “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend. “I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
A Strewthsayer.
He left one of the funniest ones I’ve ever seen on his last day of work. Later I found out he wasn’t actually a dad which was kind of funny I guess.
The poor Ottomans Once mighty, ultimately, A place for de feet
By the following day it was a Thor subject.
but it’s growing on me.
I'm told it was a grave mistake.
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